The story of the kundalini baby bunkers

Once upon a time there was a planet floating in space. On that planet a bunch of babies were born and some with kundalini. After many years of evolution and advancement, the internet was mysteriously unleashed to the public which set up the scene for what was to come, the potential death of the baby bunkers. What did actually happen though was that all the baby bunkers confused one baby bunker for being the cause of the internet and death for a long period of time even though the baby bunker did nothing to cause of any of it except eat excess amounts of food and had literally all the keys for the planets safety. Many of the baby bunkers went bonkers and turned on the baby bunker leaving him stranded in the desert. Many tried to approach the baby bunker ignoring the fact that many evil beings were using him as a lure for death and destruction without the baby knowing, and the ones who tried to approach died tragic deaths. The baby bunker had not the slightest idea what happened to them as he only had enough power and knowledge to defend his own bunker kingdom. Sadly all the baby kundalinis decided he was a traitor and a fool and cast him to death for no good reason except that some babies got unfortunately caught in a very evil plot. With the keys in a very socially retarded stasis, the planet was deemed a stupid death and everyone lived happily ever after....or did they?

(story still being written?)